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How to Materially Innovate

a wine bottle into a rolling pin

by von Holzhausen

  1. Don’t drink it. The wine gives your rolling pin its heaviness.
  2. Put your hands on either side of the main body of the bottle, ignoring the neck. Now roll.
  3. Sprinkle flour and sing a song or whistle as you do. This will make the whole thing seem more professional.
  4. Keep rolling until the dough is an even consistency.
  5. The reverse of step 1.